I'm pretty excited about tonight. Not only is it
Joan River's birthday (oh! and my
boyfirend's...), but tonight at OH! we will be giving away two tickets to the Hard French Pride party at Public Works. And let's face it, you really, REALLY, want those tickets. You need them. You will do anything for them.
But put that hatchet away! We aren't asking you to kill anybody (yet). All you have to do to get your hands on those coveted little tickets to paradise is enter tonight's Best Smelling Pit Contest.
No deodorant.
No cologne.
Just your natural deliciousness.
See you tonight, Gentlemen
